Name: Old Friends
Rating: NC-17
Pairings/Characters: Jack Harkness/Brian Kinney/Seeley Booth, others mentioned.
Fandom: Torchwood/Bones/Queer as Folk
Summary: Jack drags Brian to the Jeffersonian... (sort of a sequel to Bananas, but since that won’t be mentioned it isn’t necessary reading).
Warning: Double penetration. Threesome. Swearing. Uh... Probably more warnings to be added.
Disclaimer: Very much not mine.
Word Count: 2,600. Longest porn I’ve ever written.
Author’s Note: Abby’s idea when I asked if there was a threesome she’d like me to write. She always challenges my porn writing skills... Also, me and condoms in fics don't mix. I can’t write them in. So, for the sake of this story, just ignore Brian’s determination to always use condoms. I like to think that’s the only OOC part about it and that I simply cannot help.
Beta: skullgirl013 
For: cherry_soup888 

Name: Take a Seat
Rating: NC-17
Pairings/Characters: Booth/Zack/Sweets
Summary: Crack. Smut. Porn. Threesome. Blame Jen. And Mom. Who doesn’t know she inspired this and I hope never will.
Disclaimer: Sooooo not mine.
Author’s Note: Here’s a tip: don't watch Bones with your mom. Don't get inspired by a comment about Booth’s love of chairs. Don't write chair porn. Okay? Okay.
Beta: skullgirl013!

Name: Do I have legs?
Fandom: Bones
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Angela/Brennan
Summary: Set after 109: The Man in the Fallout Shelter. Angela finds Brennan with the Christmas presents from her parents. (Before Angela and Hodgins got together)
Disclaimer: Very much not mine.
Author’s Note: A Christmas present for cherry_soup888 :)
Beta: The ever more wonderful rowanheart24. Thanks love :)

Name: You’re both blokes

Rating: NC-17

Fandom: Bones

Pairings/Characters: Booth/Zack

Summary: Booth sees Zack’s new hair… (Sequel to “Don’t Speak”, set after 211)

Disclaimer: I don’t own it :( and as much as I’d like to see Booth snog Zack on screen I know it won’t happen.

Author’s Notes: This was written for two reasons: 1) My brain needed a rest from intelligent stuff. 2) Abby and Jen begged. And pleaded. And I had a bunny. I also have a bunny for a third fic but *whispers* don’t tell Abby and Jen…

Name: Don't Speak

Rating: NC-17

Fandom: Bones

Pairing/Characters: Booth/Zack or Seeley/Zack or Boothe/Addy - whichever!!

Summary: Set in the middle of 205 “The Truth is in the Lye” immediately after Booth tells Zach to stop talking directly to him. Booth and Zack have a 'discussion.  (Disregards the Booth/Rebecca relationship in the episode.)

Disclaimer: Not mine.

Author's Note: I like Booth/Zack and Brennan/Angela, does that make me bad???